has been kept for 15 years.
He breaksinto a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair.
While tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her on the neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells
his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped
prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail,
and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do what he tells you,
just give him satisfaction,
no matter how much he ravages you.
This guy is probably dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you".
To which the wife responds,
"He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
I told him where to find it.
"Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
Serene
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